Format Survival
by GLADYS FRIDAY
  • WHAT

    Surviving Format

  • WHERE

    Format and surrounds

published on 24th February, 2010

With all the amazing shit that is happening over the two or more weeks of Format driving you to distraction, you might think it hard to maintain the basic necessities fundamental to sustaining life. Yep, food! But we have some good news straight from the highly scientific Format School For Not Eating Only Drinking and Having a Great Time (FSFNEODHGT).

See, the thing is, Format has pretty much an endless supply of liquids; cheap stubbies, longnecks, wine (ooh la la) from Fox Creek, icy poles and various sugar-hits, and according to medical research, a human can survive without food for about 4-6 weeks.

So, really, there is no problem here. Format runs only for just over two weeks, and eating, as it turns out, isn’t vital, as long as you’ve had you’re muesli on the first day of the festival you’re gonna be fine. Though, if you do get hungry, head to Jerusalem, try Short Black, Phat Coffee, or get all fancy on Leigh St. Or, if you ask him nicely, Stan might give you some figs.

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