The Thousands

Sure, 1994 was a wild time; I didn’t need bras, and relationships never got more complicated than holding hands behind the bike shed. But all good things come to an end and so it’s refreshing to see the illustrious Miz Sevigny has realised that a little liberty print goes along way. Chloe’s still working her signature downtown aesthetic, but this latest unisex range is a far more polished and mature incarnation of what she’s been doing all along – the girl is 34 after all.

Blazers, button-downs some swell trouser action, this tailored boy/girl range is more runway than Walk of Shame. In fact, given the credit crunch, the best way to get my paws on Chloe’s latest might just be some morning-after-mack pilfering from the bedroom floor of a stylish conquest. Cute boys interested in thus procuring my affections should visit the online shop.