Nothing says, “I love you, even though you’re a fatty boombatty” better than 500 million calories of saturated fat, delivered to your desk. And nothing pacifies someone you’re trying to say sorry to quicker than a gob full of chocolate. In fact, it’s hard to believe that any epigrams of the emotional variety took place at all before the invention of Chocograms. They’re just so eloquent! And edible!
They’re also like a portal into the future, as each choco-letter comes zipped up in a little space bubble, so no air, or sticky courier fingers, can touch it until it’s time. This is clearly the gateway to a future where news appears spelled out in your macaroni, and legal Wills are squeezed out of icing bags. If you can’t beat it, eat it.
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