The Thousands

I was at a respectable housewarming on Friday night, milling about admiring the exposed beams and sipping at imported brews, when woooooshhh! I was swept away in a puff of smoke. No, this was not accompanied by reggae, but by the hypnotic tones of a slowed down Nitzer Ebb 12″.

Seems I had stumbled upon the debut performance of DJ DawnRaider Doozy AKA Le Snak, who transformed this once sedate gathering into a heaving, wheezing mass with a little help from his trusty sidekick, “the SmokeMan 9000″. Powered by a mysterious liquid known as Fog Juice, which costs a tenner and lasts approximately until the cops show up, the enlivening powers of the Fog Machine could be applied to all manner of otherwise dreary situations. Consider the possibilities of a deskside Fog Machine, a bedside Fog Machine, or a…trainseat Fog Machine!
**Work is underway on a ‘Le Snak’ pro model unit, featuring a built-in strobe light and no ‘off’ switch. Until then, all aspiring entertainers should get down to Dick Smith and pick up one of these bad boys. As DawnRaider Doozy himself puts it, “There has never been a good party without a Fog Machine.”