The Thousands

It’s summertime, BBQ time, walking round in barefoot and stepping on sharp pebbles time. But it ain’t gonna be summer forever. Them clouds are rolling in, but you wanna keep living the dream? Get yourself an indoor BBQ and and cook your favourite meal indoors! They have all sorts of BBQs that are made especially for cooking inside.

Smokeless, steamless, family friendly. WHO CARES!? If you can’t afford all that mumbo jumbo why not just bring your little BBQ into the house and open the damn windows. It might be an idea to take the batteries out of your smoke alarm first cause those things HATE smoke. Which is stupid because smoke makes everything delicious. That’s how I do it.

The great outdoors is gross anyways; bugs, sunburn and other people. Just stay indoors with your best buddies (meat and beer) and whistle your life away. You can probably also cook vegies on indoor BBQs too if you are that way inclined but I ain’t ever tried it and never plan to.

So throw away those fry pans and turn your oven into a dishwasher. Indoor BBQ your life away! Warning: Eating BBQ for every meal may shorten your lifespan but WILL increase your number of friends.