The Thousands

Now, we don’t know much about this "dance" music, but we know some of you whippets go batshit crazy for the stuff. And who could blame you? Stereosonic is the party where no-one rags on your muscle tee, and having fun isn’t punishable by the hipster supreme court. Of course, all this comes at a price: $127 plus douchery – but they’ll be watching the Cobrasnake watch Laurent Garnier! Leaving you free to see Tim Sweeney (DFA), The Bloody Beetroots, Cut Copy DJs, Canyons, Knightlife (and, sure, the maus who spells his name with a 5), unharried by anything but the youthful zeal of the seratonin reuptake mechanisms inside your presynaptic cells. – PM