Look here buddy, how much did you pay for that chequered shirt that looks like it cost $9 but you really paid top dollar? How much did you pay for those warped jeans? How much did you pay for that stupid blazer? Actually the blazer ain’t that bad.
Did you know for all that money you wasted on looking like a slob you could have bought a TUXEDO!?
That’s right, tuxedos are actually not too expensive and they never go out of style. Imagine going out on the town in a tuxedo? You could stand next to the ‘funny guy’ wearing the ironic tuxedo t-shirt and walk all over his face! It ain’t him getting laid tonight, IT’S YOU!
So head on over to Cheap Tux and buy up! But be warned, if you get one with a tail take off the jacket before you sit down on the toilet or it will take a dip in the poo water. And remember to play it safe when you get lucky, hang up your jacket and pants so they ain’t all crushed in the morning.
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