Make Your Own Meme
When I walk down the street I always hear the words: “Matt how do I become an internet sensation like you? How does my life become a MEME?”... read more...
Lost City Festival
Just when you thought you were actually about to lose it, Lost City appeared. You’ve been looking for those mystery subterranean tunnels, looking... read more...
Working On A Cruise Ship
So you’re broke, you wanna see the world but you don’t wanna join the army. Have you thought about the wonderful world of CRUISING? If it was good... read more...
Philosophy Club
What is Happiness? Where is Love? Why did my high school class vote me most likely to die alone, simultaneously choking on a rat skeleton and being gnawed... read more...
How To Prepare For The End Of The World
So it’s finally 2012 and according to all the world’s leading scientists this is the year that the world will come to an almighty end. But... read more...
Coast to Vines Rail Trail
This is a ‘no lycra necessary’ pursuit. Pop your single speed on the train and enjoy the sea views from the comfort of an air conditioned carriage... read more...
Poolside Boners
Most of the men who read this publication are well through puberty, but not so far through it they’ve forgotten the sheer humiliation that can be... read more...
Tree Bombing
Before you read any further, no, we haven’t got any copies of the Anarchist Cookbook laying around and no, we’re not talking about obliterating... read more...
Santa Trees Christmas Tree Farm
As a flattie-drinking, dress-wearing, bike riding inner-city person, rarely do I have the opportunity to cut down a fir tree and lug it home like a man.... read more...
Singing In A Choir
If you have a pathological fear of performing but have always wanted to partake in some sort of communal musical frivolity, read on. I have a solution... read more...
Second Valley
If you check the BOM (or go outside) you’ll find it really is warmer than yesterday (if you went outside yesterday). Yesterday it was spring. Now... read more...
Monarto Zoo
This time I went up the freeway to Monarto Zoo and it felt a lot like that moment in that dank mess called Garden State when they stood in the rain and yelled... read more...
Social Team Sports
Remember school? That was fun. Remember that time the old man made you play football for four years as some kind of weird extension of his own disappointment... read more...
Silent Remasters 2011
Musicians of late seem to be thinking long and hard about the visual aspect of their shows. It’s no longer enough to simply whip your hair back and... read more...
Port Willunga Caves
The Port Willunga caves have a cool shade. In summer this shade is good for: Dehydration. Reckless youth. Making out in the semi dark. Cigarettes when... read more...
Museum of Economic Botany
Unless you’re a total nerd (Oh hi! Nice to meet you!), when was the last time you went to something like the Museum of Economic Botany? I know what... read more...
Spring Ride
Spring is the perfect time for wholesome outdoor pursuits such as cycling and picnicking with your friends, lovers and those wriggly, bright-eyed offspring.... read more...
Earth Station Festival
If you were having a judgemental jerk day it would be tempting to lump this into the ‘ugh, world!’ pile. What with all the ‘oi-yoi-yoi... read more...
An Interview with John Waters
A true purveyor of perve, John Waters’ output is voraciously uninhibited. First introductions to his work often include Hairspray or Pink Flamingos,... read more...
Eating Fake Meat
A chicken is a chicken. There is no doubt. A pig is a pig, a fish a fish. For all you folk who study animal biology, I think you could probably verify... read more...
FUC: 'My Other Band Moved To London'
So you play in a little band that you think is pretty good. Sure you’ve got some catchy choruses and your 10 friends who have nothing better to do... read more...
Fisherman’s Wharf Market
So here’s the 411: after PaRtYinG a little too hard, you wake up on a Sunday morning with two questions. 1.) How can I fill this void in my soul? And... read more...
Riding a Motorcycle
There are a lot of things that get pooh-poohed by snobby yuppies and motorcycling is often one of them. It’s kinda understandable. There isn’t... read more...
Hanging out on the Verandah
The front veranda inhabits a strange middle ground between the public sphere and the privacy of the home. You observe passers-by, as they do you, but... read more...