The Thousands

Not many men can knit. We just aren’t all that nimble when it comes to the click and clack required to construct warm woven knick-knacks. This puts us in a spot of bother during this cooler half of the year. Where quick-fingered lasses are able to knit themselves warm, wintry sheathes with which to protect themselves, we men become pale and pallid-faced, shivering uncontrollably for months on end. The solution to your shivers is nigh, however. Hark men! For the home grown hairy face case is upon us! That’s right – it’s beard season.

For those that have hit or passed through puberty and have testosterone to spare, growing your face out shouldn’t be too hard. For the rest of us, well…listen up. Did you know that your beard grows faster in Winter, as well as when expecting intimate sexy times? Well, if you didn’t – you do now. Both of which are good reasons to allow the facial forest to spread its bristled canopy. You know it looks good too, right? All the ladies will be smitten with your manly facial mitten. No excuses, gents.