The Thousands

There remains some sort of cultural myth that the primary consumers of daytime television are mothers and pensioners. On the contrary, we all know that daytime television is the undeniable realm of lackluster students and lovable dole-bludgers.

And while trashy American sitcoms and bad cooking shows never cease to be entertaining, it’s no lie that they could be spiced up. So with that in mind, this drinking game based around Ready Steady Cook will serve to make your afternoons spent degrading society much more interesting. Of course no-one condones copious drinking, but we do thoroughly support any game in which Ready Steady Cook host Peter Everett can serve as your dictator.

There are three simple rules:
1) Any awkwardness or inappropriate touching initiated by Peter = a swig

2) Any sexual innuendo by Peter = one shot

3) Any overtly gay reference by Peter = two shots