The Thousands

When I was a teenager I went into a toilet off Adelaide Arcade cause I needed to wee. As I opened the door, in my direct line of sight was the urinal, where I saw a troll like man peeing from about 1 metre back with no hand on his dick. He turned to me with a big horrible grin, I screamed and ran. This image is permanently tattooed into my brain and comes to me in my darkest moments. This toilet is no longer open to the public, I can only assume I was not the only one to suffer that eye candy.

Naturally I have hoped to avoid that situation since then, and I hope that you too will never have to suffer such a fate, so here is a list of the best & worst public toilets in Rundle Mall for your toileting pleasure.

Worst:
James Place. Scary smelly hell hole.
Southern Cross Arcade. Look like a junkie’s paradise.
Citi Centre Arcade. I spent a week in there one poo.

Best:
Toilets above JB HiFi. Well cleaned and roomy.
City Cross Arcade. Maze like and wonderful.
David Jones Food Court. New, clean, and pretty! A MECCA!