The Thousands

So you’re broke, you wanna see the world but you don’t wanna join the army. Have you thought about the wonderful world of CRUISING? If it was good enough for Gwyneth and her dad, why not you? There are a range of companies that can get you on the high seas and far away from all those blasted landlubbers. You can do pretty much anything on these damn ships: cook/ entertainment/ child care/ photography/ sailing. And just imagine the affairs… Every month a new bunch of rich old hotties to seduce and blow kisses to from the lower decks. The Love Boat don’t lie, these things get pretty hot ‘n’ heavy.

You will have to work pretty hard, however, it aint all margaritas and tanning. YOU will be the one cleaning up the spilled drinks and body butter. But what a glamorous place to sweep the decks. Just don’t mention the Titanic unless you are at the front of the boat and feel like you are the King of the world, which you should probably do at least once on a cruise.

So throw your worldly possessions away, kiss those relationships goodbye and climb aboard the ship of your destiny. Do you know they have pools on these things? POOLS ON A SHIP! We have gone through the looking glass, people.