The Calendar

Today Sat, October 29, 2016 —

Lazerpig Halloween Party

Collingwood · Free!

There are few things more terrifying than a pig that's capable of slicing you in half with lasers. The good people at Lazerpig know this all to well and ...

'Lucid Awakens' with Sleep D, Albrecht La'brooy and friends

Melbourne CBD · $20

There are good things and bad things about Halloween. Clowns being one of the bad things and, this year round, Lucid at Lounge being one of the good. Join Sl...

The ¿Club D'érange? Surrealist Halloween Masquérave Ball

Melbourne CBD · Free!

Sets from Cutting Room (playing live), Simona Castricum, James Pianta, and Club D w Dj Ricci. Any chance someone can get me on the Salvador for this?

Tomorrow Sun, October 30, 2016 —

Stranger in Paradise day party with Lucy Cliche and more

Collingwood · $15

You get on the right buzz and weave your way to a good dancing spot and a day party at the Gaso can really feel like paradise. So the fact the kids behind Pa...

Dream 2 Science

Melbourne CBD · $35

Best known for his funkiest single 'My Love Turns to Liquid' (or at least best known to me). Dream 2 Science's Ben Cenac is playing his first eve...

Monday October 31, 2016 —

Girls Rock! and LISTEN camp fundraiser

Thornbury · $15

Girls Rock Melbourne (aka GR!M) are a not-for-profit that host ‘Girls Rock’ camps and rock shows where girls can get together, meet other girls, share their ...

British Film Festival presents 'Oasis: Supersonic'

St Kilda · $20

The British Film Festival is on innit! They're premiering Mat Whitecross's definitive doco about the rise and fall of rock'n'roll true believ...

ALTA EP launch with Satsuma and Christopher Port

Melbourne CBD · $16

ALTA's latest single 'Plans' sounds like it plans to be a summer anthem and is confident it has smokey-voiced hooks to get it there. They're ...

Pelvis Halloween with Misty Frights!

Melbourne CBD · $15

Do you like dancing until your health is in danger then rebalancing your life with a market-sourced banana? Tough luck coz they're redeveloping the Queen...

Tuesday November 1, 2016 —

Tom Tom Tuesdays present Doona Waves, Swim Team, TV and Mooners

Brunswick · Free!

I've been helping load up this calendar with events for a few years now and I'm sorry Melbourne but – aside from the occasional exciting residency – ...

Thursday November 3, 2016 —

'Swampland issue 1' launch with Simona Castricum, Cool Sounds, Ki...

Collingwood · $7

About five years ago Everett True called out our ex-music editor for writing empty hyperbole. The idea that this veteran critic (who I read religiously) cons...