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Today Thu, September 29, 2016 —

SHS Spring Cleaning Party launch

Collingwood · $5

The rafters are freshly dusted and the trees are down my street are beginning to smell like semen. Spring must be finally here! To celebrate, Schoolhouse Stu...

Liquid Architecture: why listen to animals?

Melbourne CBD · Free!

Why indeed? Inspired by John Berger’s classic 1980 essay ‘Why Look at Animals?’, this is a series of performances where musicians, scientists and historians ...

smalltown presents Bicep and Isaac Tichauer

Melbourne CBD · $45

Belfast house legends Bicep are in town to flex out the good stuff with Sydney-born Berlin-based virtuoso Isaac Tichauer. Expect dusty disco, Chicago house, ...

Good Manners + friends at Hugs & Kisses

Melbourne CBD · $10

Manners can tend to degenerate as the long weekend wears on. Amateur Dance, Couture, Good Manners DJs, Harpoons DJs, Jennifer Loveless, Martin King (doing a ...

Animals Dancing presents Jan Schulte

Melbourne CBD · $27.12

Düsseldorf's percussive must've Jan Schulte (aka Wolf Müller) is making the animals dance just in time for the long weekend.

Tomorrow Fri, September 30, 2016 —

Good Sport issue 2 launch

Melbourne CBD · Free!

When you strip it right back, sport is about being a better person and Good Sport is local magazine that looks at what this means for people all around the w...

Guantanamo Baywatch with Dumb Punts, Redspencer, Shrimp Watch, Me...

Collingwood · $24

It's like you're stoned and surfing but you don't even have to know how to surf. Surfing's hard. Especially (presumably) in Portland where Gu...

Super Important presents Senpolo and River Yarra

Melbourne CBD · $15

Guys, this is super important. River Yarra and Senpolo are playing tonight. Listen to this:


Brunswick · $25

Housey techno, housey techno, lousy? Heck no. KITI, TFG, Jade May, Paul Coverdale, Max Finch and Mr Mark Henning.

Saturday October 1, 2016 —

Sad Grrrls Fest

Footscray · SOLD OUT

Sad Grrrls Fest is an annual music festival celebrating gender diversity and showcasing some of non-male talent in Melbourne. Artists taking the stage are: J...

Jack Colwell EP launch with Habits DJs, Geryon, Karli White, Mile...

Collingwood · $16.35

Post-punk crooner Jack Colwell is down from Sydney to launch his When the World Explodes EP. Support from Habits DJs, Geryon, Karli White, Miles Brown and Ka...

Kllo farewell party with Shouse and Fortunes

Collingwood · $24

If you haven't heard of Kllo yet, I've got little hope for you. You're not doomed per se, but you'd better get your act together. They've...

Sunday October 2, 2016 —


Docklands · $32.34

Daydreams are taking their Sunday party nautical this week. The three DJs they've signed on are being kept a below-decks secret but we can tell you there...

Tuesday October 4, 2016 —

Life Drawing at Junior Space

Fitzroy · $15

If you've ever wanted to practice drawing the human form (abs, buttocks, chiseled facial features etc) but were too afraid to join a class full of ready,...

Pink Mountaintops

Carlton · $20

Where do you go once you've scaled the Black Mountain? You gaze through mist out to the Pink Mountaintops. Canadian rock juggernaut Black Mountain are on...

Uncle Bobby residency with Wrocław and Tram Cops

Fitzroy · Free!

Pack some chilled boxes of fruit juice and sequin-encrusted waistcoat coz your Uncle Bobby's taking you on a 'Sassy Safari Adventure'. This week ...