Fyxomatosis, En Masse 2012

You must admit to a passing curiosity about those lurid indigo Melbourne Bike Share bicycles. A fairly benign curiosity, you will admit. So satisfy it. Forget the litany of voices in your head constantly wondering what it would feel like to kill a man. If only for an afternoon. The bikes will be free to use between 11am-2pm. You'll just need to swipe your credit card lest you start riding to Cairns or ride off a tall building. Then get thee to Silo, get some free coffee (no catches) and perhaps a prize of some sort. Last year they set a world record for most bike share bikes in one place at one time. Why are they doing this? “Shits and giggles” apparently.