The Thousands

In today’s society owning an oil burner suggests you’re a thyroid problem away from menopause. The same way eating a packet of Werther’s Originals today implies you’ll be using a bedpan tomorrow. So you have all these fancy essential oils, but nowhere to put them. You can’t even walk into Dusk anymore without going postal. Regular oil burners are just a bleak reminder that you have entered the third trimester. OF. YOUR. LIFE.

Now picture this: a well designed oil burner. Incredulous, right? Wrong. Object design label Page Thirty Three have reclaimed the mandate to aerate by producing a laboratory-inspired essential oil burner.

The apparatus is built upon a Tasmanian oak hardwood base, and features a metal clamp that secures the glass flask in place with a grip tighter than the atomic bond shared between Marie Curie’s isotopes. Each oil burner also comes with an Australian beeswax candle and homegrown lavender oil, working together to create a scent to bankrupt Glen 20. Light this baby and experience one hot flush you won’t forget. Many applause (just think about it).