This is us! Sending you an important email. Your car is floating down the gutter right now so there’s not much time. There’s a cowboy, a Calvin, a crush, a kindle kandle, a Cameron, a cramps coiffure, a Cass McCombs and a cat painting at the Crafternoon Cafe. All right go, just GO.
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ISSUE 343Feb 09 - Feb 16 2012Hello readers. As you know, there are many things we can’t help with. North Korea. Your email. But if you need to know how to make a Turkey Bundick, take your Valentine
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ISSUE 342Feb 02 - Feb 09 2012Listen to Cherie, she knew what was going on. Hello Daddy, hello Mom I’m your ch ch ch ch ch cherry bomb Hello world I’m your wild girl
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ISSUE 341Jan 25 - Feb 01 2012Some malevolent force beyond our reckoning has made tomorrow the weekend so we’re sending this to you a day early. Can you imagine? A day early. We realised this on Monday. As Mr Tyson says, “Everyone has a plan til
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ISSUE 340Jan 19 - Jan 26 2012Bang Bang pho, boogaloo bennies, backyard brisket, blurry Brendan, backpacks and bitches. If this year is the alphabet we’ve made it to B, and to be honest we’re probably staying
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ISSUE 339Jan 12 - Jan 19 2012Much like the illegal incendiary device on the back of this bike, 2012′s fuse has been lit. It is now counting down the moments until it can explode in our butthole, but we will be one step ahead. Marking the
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ISSUE 338Dec 22 - Dec 29 2011If someone is making a documentary called ‘Limping Across The Finish Line’ bad luck to them because they missed all the best footage at our office this week. (Teaser). But we couldn’t give a doodie because it’s holiday
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ISSUE 337Dec 15 - Dec 22 2011Woweee! How did this happen it’s basically 2012. Scroll down for our Christmas checklist: gift guide, tree, bicycle wine rack, plastic surgery, massive wieners. Special thanks go to our work experience student
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ISSUE 336Dec 08 - Dec 15 2011Three of our wishes came true this week, guess which ones. Please let Jennifer Higgie respond to our email Q&A. Bringeth my lemon tree back to life. For once can they just show Satanic
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ISSUE 335Dec 01 - Dec 08 2011“There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist,” said Mark Twain, born 176 years ago as of yesterday. He would later add, “Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.” So don’t


