The internet. If you’re not careful, it’ll make you forget you have a body. Your buttock pockets will flatten while your hoops return to nature. We’ve been on the internet now for 300 hours straight. Pork Chop’s eyes have started waxing over. [Pause while we imagine you asking, "Oh noes, why?"] Because: Daily Next Wave posts!
Oh. AND OUR TUMBLR.
We’re about as organised as a hand-dryer blow-wave today, but we bring news of stockings, clag, Rita’s pizzas, feijoa plants, chess weirdos, South Melbourne and Treasures
If Prince could see our outfit right now here’s what he would say. Shut up, Prince, we’ve been busy. Interviewing our mothers. And the notorious malcontent Anton Newcombe. And digging for fossils,
Even Andrew WK needs motivation. Even a Little King needs a mirror to check his teeth in. Even we have an idea for your art project. Even the Docklands is fun on
The weather’s turned colder than a cheese aisle and there’s not one thing science can do about it. Scientists can help with other things though, such as Bowerbird sexing, aliens and tea and biscuits. This week we’re dunking
HAY. As you know we’re pretty stupid because we spend all week giving you reasons to get off the internet. Anyway here is our website. Also bad for business: Giving away your mead recipe,
There’s a bear in therrrreee. Do you remember that song? Sam does because he regressed to childhood on Bourke Street yesterday and ate two icy poles with his lips but the rest of us are adults with
“The first track off his album, I listened to it, it’s just someone screaming. Do you think you might collaborate with him in the future?” – Chris asks Grimes about her brother. Other fearless lines of questioning in
It’s issue 350 today! Ain’t it Jay. Remember when we used to have to type this thing out and bring it to your office on Thursdays? Here we are, watching you read issue 02. And now,
Do I need a Cosby sweater? What should I do with this egg? Is the water that comes out of the tap slowly killing me? Why buy a googly celestial eye goldfish? This will
