The Thousands

It’s a couple of Belgian fellows who play the dance music that all the kids seem to enjoy. What more do you want? A link to their Soundcloud? A link to their most recent appearance on Beats in Space? To a party mix they did for Gomma? To a bunch of remixes of tracks from their album Whomp That Sucker!? Too bad. You’re not getting any of that shit. I refuse to even tell you that support is by Bamboo Musik DJs, Andee Frost and Awesome Wales. Instead I suggest you join me quietly in prayer. Beseeching God to enter your soul through your tenders and then out through your firms. Asking him to deliver you from these continental gadabouts, these nouveau-disco flimflammers. Then we’ll put a little Liberace on the hi-fi, drink some warm water and be goddamn thankful for it, I’ll tell you.