The Thousands

Body Electric, you make me feel like dancing. Appropriately you have made this the name of your latest dance off – a battle between the euro-trashy hits troupe and the dance-themed songs troupe – but it is also quite honestly how I feel when I see you all happily gallivanting around, rocking it in the matching lycra, dancing like no-one’s watching, even though they are. Those lucky enough to nab the last remaining tickets will definitely be watching. They will probably even try not to close their eyes if they sneeze, thereby testing the theory that your eyeballs fall out when you do this. – REJ