The Thousands

Look at these hotties. Just look at them. The question of whether it is legal for Andy to be wearing those shorts in public we’ll leave to the lawyers. Can you be as confident-yet-unfit as the people in that picture? Of course not. But you can try, and it is in the trying that we truly find ourselves. Or something. Be part of the biggest cultural phenomenon involving ropes since lynching. Why queer things by invoking something as tasteless as a lynching? Because someone has to pull the brakes on the zeitgeist locomotive that is jumping up and down in a hotrod workshop to the tunes of DJ Manchild. We have to hold these hotties to some sort of account lest they take over the world. – KD