The Thousands

"Hi Penny, The fun continues!!" Normally an opening line of this type on a press-release signals an event of dubious interest to our readers. HOWEVER. This press release went on to say that the mad men at San Churro will be giving coffee away for free every Wednesday in May. Wait! You thought that place only made hot chocolate in little pots. Little pots of liquid fat that bubble their way directly to your arse-cheeks. Well, you thought wrong. That’s why they have to pull a stunt like this. Giving you free coffee every Wednesday for a month just to get your Tweet-addled attention. I’d tell you it’s Fairtrade Certified and organic Sacred Blend coffee but you stopped reading after Normally. – PM