The Thousands

Now the kids are in college why not put on some bermuda shorts, play a little shuffleboard, maybe a couple of mai tais, bridge with the Rabinowitzs all aboard the luxurious SS Cutter. That is until, oh no! A tidal wave of dance music turns this pleasure cruise into the Poseidon Adventure all over again. Starring Knightlife as Leslie Nielsen as Captain Harrison, Nile Delta as Gene Hackman as Reverend Scott, Butcher Blades as Ernest Borgnine as Detective Lieutenant Mike Rogo and Bamboo Musik DJs as the rest of the goddamn cast. Except Red Buttons. Who is Red Buttons? You’re Red Buttons, chief. The sexually agnostic counterpoint to the silliness of the Big Gay Boat Party. It puts the lotion on its feet (because of the dancing, you see.) Another party brought to you by Wax Volcanic.