The Thousands

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Standing by the water cooler on Monday morning, your throat muscles begin to tighten as your colleague asks the one question that has the power to make or break you: ‘What did you do on your weekend?’ Oh the shame of revealing you dirty danced to Lady Gaga with your mother and had a mug of MILO before hitting the sack by 9pm. Never fear because this Monday you’ll be able to answer that question with your dignity intact. You went on a three-day bender to the Limedrop, Lenko, Trimapee, Who Am Eye and Thomas Finch Mid Season Sale, you saved up to 70% off quality dresses, tops, slacks plus more and woke up inebriated with glee next to…a coat hanger. – LC