The Thousands

Scamming the new students at university orientation weeks is big business. Do you know how much it costs to have a trestle table at one of those events? The Scientologists are still saving up. But we have found a ‘back door’. We, along with World Food Books and Sunshine & Grease, will be holding a market in MUMA’s sculpture courtyard, at the Monash University Caulfield campus on Wednesday. Bum Creek and Make Up Sex will be playing, we’ll be selling things from our favourite local designers and zinesters. Say hello! Our ‘Associate Editor’ (‘Max’) will be happy to read your engrams. – PM