The Thousands

Another Citizen Sex gig another opportunity to poke gentle fun at Coleman’s renowned enthusiasm for showing you his sacred parts. Though it must be said that the tantalising possibility of seeing Robbie’s length and breadth is, increasingly, not the reason to see Citizen Sex. They are absolutely nailing it right now. Sounding as if the Strokes had all their New York ennui replaced with Australian zeal. It’s garage, but it’s a really nice garage that probably even has a beer fridge. Viewed this way Coleman’s penis becomes a symbol. A magical staff of potent musical energy tumescent with the power of a band hitting its stride. Check the video for ‘Sodapop‘, off their new EP which will be available March 2. Scott Bakula, Black Dracula or ScotDrakula. The last one, right? Right. What makes this a party, not a gig? The imprimatur of SLAM and all the free booze that will be available until it’s not.