The Thousands

What is The Bloody Wren? A new production company that aims to ‘produce, finance and direct new works across all forms’. Snoozer, right? If this party is anything to go by, not so. They are really swinging for the fences with this one. Featuring peformances by The Superguns, The Suitcase Royale, The Filthy Bourgeois, The Fish, Lady Bird, Bron Batten and Jon Bennett. However, it’s the extracurriculars that are the centrefold in this particular Playboy: A blood wrestling championship, a pinata, and a karaoke competition with a live band. The coup de grâce? The first person to peform karaoke nude (or peform nude karaoke, they don’t care) drinks free all night. It’s the best way to lose your dignity and your sobriety since you let your cousin shave you for two vodka cruisers and a valium. – KD