The Thousands

Inspired by how the air conditioning stopped working at their last event, Bron, Richard and the Last Tuesday Society are turning something else off this time. Me. JK, Max Gillies’s life support. JK, the lights.

Richard will have a glow in the dark moustache and he says, “The show starts at with the lights in the venue being switched off at exactly 8.01 (sundown) SHARP! Like RIGHT ON 8.01 .8.01 is when the show BEGINS and we turn all the lights OFF and if you arrive late it will be DARK and hard to find a SEAT. Did you GET THAT!?”

As always this will be the highlight of my week and I’ll sink into a deepening depression from Wednesday onwards. The line-up includes Declan ‘Sisters Grimm’ Greene, The List Operators, CHOIR STRAITS (tbc), Poet Laureate Telia Neville (via satellite), Andy Burford the GRUMPY stage manager and the famous CR(apr)AFFLE.