Description:
Ten things to do if you have the funniest show in the comedy festival:
1. Change your name from Richard Higgins to Richard Bigguns
2. Change your name from Matt Kelly to Woah Nelly
3. Strut about
4. Eat as many beans as you want
5. Blank Judith Lucy at the club just like Kanye at the Grammys
6. Really try to get off the junk this time
7. Roll around in cash
8. Make a list of your enemies
9. Try to get your photo taken with Daniel Kitson’s beard
10. Call up head office and tell them "This Festival is a JOKE."
Go see it. Not shit. Guaranteed. – PM






