The Thousands

Apparently we live in a city divided. Apparently some newspapers will publish anything. Ahem. Guys we live in a city divided! We simply cannot continue to coexist indifferently. North must play south in a game of soccer to decide once and for all WHO IS BEST. IT IS WRITTEN.

The north have the advantage of playing in their Brunswick home ground, though the south bring with them all the soccer skills that affluence and low crime rates can buy. Teams are full but spectators are encouraged to cheer on the ensuing bloodshed. All money raised goes to the Don Bosco Foundation so you can feel progressive in your parochialism.