The Thousands

It really isn’t safe to send your toddler out with older siblings. There’s just too many things that can go wrong on Halloween night. It’s too dangerous of a night for that sort of situation. Don’t wear costumes you can trip over or that aren’t flame retardant. If your child can’t see you they will panic. But that’s why we have ‘Whild Halloweenz Parties’: a phat/warehouse/rave in Carlton. Hi-God People are doing us all the favour of creeping out of their caves to spook us at 10pm. Then another bunch of fun loving fellows (including Ozone, Smell-Showers, Wilham and Misha) will discjockey through the night for those ready to take off their skins and dance around in their bones. And, PS: do everybody a favour and dress the fuck up. Raves are only fun if everybody does their bit in the ‘creating an alternate universe’ thing. – ESJ