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Crossword Club December meet
The House de Frost presents Jack J New Years Eve party
Super Important presents 'This tinsel is making me itchy' with River Yarra
The Holiday Spirit
Oi, what's that ya drinkin? – Australia's best spirits (that aren't gin)
Vege Threads Eco swimwear
Yevu's Summer range is here
Noncense incense burners
A Sayonara 2016 mixtape by Tim White and NICKELBUCK
An interview with David De Thomasis of Paradise Festival and Enhancer Records
A 'trans-pacific flight playlist' by Chairlift
Frack you Hockney! (drunken dispatches from a fancy art opening)
Format Framing x The Thousands photo comp
An interview with Anna Kristensen
Toast your own tasty AF muesli
Make your own GD alcoholic icey poles
DIY spidermouse for Halloween
An interview with Bridie Gillman
An interview with Georgia Perry
Once and For All: How to use a semicolon, with David Astle
Max Olijnyk, 'Some Stories'
Kiffy Rubbo: Curating the 70’s
I Love Dick (and TidyMe)
Win-o-stration at Brunswick Wine Shop
SISTER STUDIOS pop-up store at Junior Space
Maxine McQueen, a new curated online jewellery store
So long and thanks for the fish heads (the last review I will write as Editor for Three Thousand)
The Thousands 2016 staff wrap-up
House of Bacardi feat. Daydreams, Pelvis, VICE and CRXY SXXY CXXL
RMIT School of Art Graduate Exhibition 2016
Paradise Music Festival 2016
Win tickets to 'Oasis: Supersonic'
Win tickets to the Greek Film Festival
So long and thanks for the fish heads (the last revi...
Gold FM was playing 'Linger' by the Cranberries as we drove out onto the Midland Highway towards home. It's an old (and really really bad j...
The Thousands 2016 staff wrap-up
Well wasn't 2016 a real treat. Apocalyptic segues aside there was still a lot to be excited by this year. Below are our picks and musings on the best cul...
Ever since reading the incredible zine Slam Tilt a few years back, I've been forced to accept that my life in Australia is basically just an elaborate tr...
The tops and bottoms of Paradise Music Festival 2016
I'm dancing in an alpine storage facility that's been named after a Melbourne party boy. It's zero degrees outside and the walls are sweati...
I was David the talking tree: a Christmas story
Christmas routines commonly involve braving the ennui of the last stretch of work, followed by frantically shopping for significant others, followed by procl...
~ The Thousands Horoscopes ~ Sagittarius Season (Nov...
It’s time, my children. Let’s go on a journey. Sagittarius season is here, let's experience new things. Scorpio season may've brought out our inner h...
Ladies of Leisure Workshops
The all-gal local dream team from Ladies of Leisure have put together a two-week program of summer workshops and panel discussions at Junior Space. They'...
The CERES Bee Group
From Hong Kong and Paris to San Francisco urban bee keepers are helping to maintain healthy bee populations, under threat from parasites, pollution and pesti...
~ The Thousands Horoscopes ~ Scorpio Season Oct 23 t...
Alright, here’s the deal: Scorpio season is a big one, but it’s a good one. Scorpio is the House of Sex and Death, but in a good way – sure, death isn’t grea...
Feeling handsome at Vaughan Springs
The long weekend is upon us and we can see no better time for a country excursion. If you’re not particularly into the idea of celebrating a race that heaps ...
Bouldering at the Lactic Factory
Bouldering is basically rock climbing without the ropes and harnesses tugging at your nether regions. Which sounds very Stallone but it's not. It differs...
~ The Thousands Horoscopes ~ Libra season (24th Sept...
That Facebook post going around telling you that the star signs have ‘changed’? It’s wrong. Your star sign is exactly the same as it’s been your whole life. ...
Some key phrases to help you seem like a dedicated f...
You don't really care about footy yet you've somehow found yourself standing in front of a plasma screen surrounded a heaving mass of Grand Final exc...
Garage Sale Trail registration is open!
At last year's Garage Sale Trail I bought a gold leotard because I was optimistic about my impending summer bod and unrealistic about potential overthink...
Going to the Royal Melbourne Show by yourself as an ...
The Royal Melbourne Show is pram-jammed celebration of agriculture and national myth-making that they've fed manic amounts of sugar, hoisted onto a dirt ...
Clay shooting at the Melbourne Gun Club
Guns have been getting a pretty bad rap of late. To be fair, a lot of people have been getting shot. And while you mostly hear about the tragedies in America...
That VR Joint
Office life can be a real drainer. The classic desk distractions are of little comfort. Those four suspended chrome balls that everyone have actually make qu...
I'm just going to put it on the table. In the period between 1992 and 1999 I engaged in some rollerblading. Ok not some, a lot of rollerblading. I might ...
Liquid Architecture is kind of a big deal. I mean that in a few ways. Firstly, it's really important in the sound art and design realm in Australia. It b...
You know when you discover something, seemingly hidden away but actually way bigger and more incredible than you realised, and you feel silly for not ever kn...
The Ultimate Father’s Day Weekend Road Trip
Sometime around 2014, I became the resident Dad at The Thousands. The young folk even referred to me as “Office Dad” and asked me to pick them up from things...
Adult Colouring: cooler than we thought
A girl in our office, let’s call her Zahna, used to bang on about her adult colouring posters all the time. Met with a lot of snarkiness and eye rolls from e...
Pokemon Go taught me how to conjure real life bubble...
I grew up near the sea so I've always had a strong affinity with water Pokemon. I'd often have this secret dream where I'd wander the shores of C...
The most Wuthering Heights day ever
Do you like dance through mist along the moors? Heathcliff might be a jerk but it feels good to close your eyes feel that wind in your hair doesn't it. N...
Dark Mofo 2016, tops bottoms (and middles)
Brendan Suppression climbed to the top of the Odeon Theatre, stood in the spotlight and delivered the final lines of 'Precious Rose' (very punk...
The undeniable benefits of knitting
You drink your second cup of coffee and watch a beam of sunlight cut through the shades onto the woven twine basket where you keep your knitting gear. Your l...
Hidden down Meyers Place is Onsen Ma, a Japanese-style bathhouse where you can sink into tranquil forty degree water and stream away your stress in a sauna. ...
Stop Grammar Time
If you're Gen X or younger in Victoria chances are you have a diminished grasp on grammar (compared to your parents anyway). Why? It was dropped from pri...
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