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Cycle Messenger World Championships

I love riding in the city. Not because it's calm and easy, but because it's straight up dangerous. For those of you that do it regularly you'll k...

Win a weekend at Hotel Hotel by completing our 2015 ...

Last time we did a reader survey we learnt a lot about you. We really cemented the friendship and became closer. It's time for us to ask you some questio...

Guest guide: Jimmy’s Burgers Artery Clogging Playlist

Oh, Melbourne. A city synonymous with street art, laneways, black clothing, AFL, ‘foodie’ culture, ‘coffee’ culture, culture in general, and Real Housewives....

Pizza Hut 'The Works'

The last time I experienced The Works at Pizza Hut I was 11 years old and had just played a basketball grand final for the Nunawading Kangas. I remember the ...

Meet the 'Shut Up And Drive' guest speakers

As you already know — because you are cooler than the cool sunglasses emoji — we're putting on an event tomorrow evening with our pals at General Assembl...

The Social Studio Block Party co-curated by The Thou...

Our mates at The Social Studio are throwing a free block party this weekend, as part of VAMFF, and we co-curated the line up with Northside Records! If you h...

‘Shut Up And Drive: How To Get Where You Want To Go’...

Ever look at people and think, “damn, you’re good at life.” Same. We’ve partnered up with the smart cookies at General Assembly to put together a fun and ins...

Golden Plain 2015 Tops and Bottoms

Turns out that we inadvertently set up a kind of genius social experiment with this year's GP journos. We sent Joe, a fresh-faced young chap and our newe...

Exercise options for people who hate the gym but lov...

Gyms are depressing. They play Pink and Nickelback. Clubs are fun. They play Beyoncé and Drake. If you wanna get fit, but don’t wanna lose your soul/eardrums...

A Cheapskate's Guide to Valentine's Day

Getting someone an expensive gift on Valentine's Day isn't romantic. By all means go buy that special someone something extravagant on their birthday...

Festival Of The Photocopier Highlight(er)s for 2015

Festival Of The Photocopier rolls out of the tray this weekend. The annual celebration of DIY publishing thrown by dedicated zine store Sticky Institute open...

10 good reasons to donate blood

Do you ever feel like a bit of a crap human who wishes you had the altruism to devote your existence to saving orangutans or the mindframe to relocate to a r...

Laneway Festival 2015 tops and bottoms

TOPS Nick Allbrook playing Pond's last song while crowd surfing. Mac Demarco's mum hype man-ing for Mac and Future Islands and possibly other peop...

Win tickets to the VAMFF Cultural Program Launch

Time to dust off that Givenchy couture that has been gathering dust in your climate-controlled walk-in wardrobe. Oh, what, this old thing? We’ve got a double...

Sugar Mountain 2015 Tops and Bottoms

TOPS Kirin J Callinan (Terrible Love) FTW. A set punctured with guest appearances via Skype. Guests included Jack Ladder, Dev Hynes - who performed 'Bla...

MONA FOMA 2015 Tops and Bottoms

Tops Swans going back in time and enlisting an actual viking to play percussion for them. Watching Beijing artist Li Binyaun destroy 250 hammers one-by-one...

Grow It Local presents 'You Grow It, We Cook It'

It is a real and proven scientific fact that growing your own food is the most rewarding thing you will EVER do. There's something very Tom Hanks in Cast...

The Res

Macedon Reservoir (The Res) initially seems the go-to spot for rope-swinging, testosterone teens to shove their way up wooden ladders and triple-barrel-roll,...

You're invited to The Thousands Social Club x Applet...

It's been a while since we've thrown a party, but one of our New Year's Resolutions is “PARTY MORE!” so what the heck, here it is. We...

The Thousands co-presents VAMFF 2015 Offsite Runway ...

We love farshion as much as André Leon Talley loves wearing Snuggies to high profile social events, so we're pretty excited to announce that we're co...

The Thousands staff wrap-up of 2014

2014 was a beautiful year for humanity. From the ice bucket challenge to the holy matrimony of Kimye to Slurpees being served in jars, we really progressed a...

29 excellent STRAYS for summer

Here at The Thousands we care about your summer. We actually really do. We want you to feel charged up with possibility. We want you to close your eyes at so...

The Thousands' Christmas Day survival guide

It's the most wonderful time of the year - for intrusive questions about your love life, airing of family laundry, and abrupt conversational transitions ...

Meredith 2014 Tops and Bottoms

TOPS Sleep keeping it thick and dirty like the inside of a crusty bong hose. Bec Rigby conjuring Janis Joplin-levels of soul and charisma in a hand-painte...

An A-Z Christmas gift guide mostly under $50

A - Alarm Clock iPhone dock ($55) It's a little kitschy but we're into it. Dad's gonna love it (or not get it). B - Boob pillowcase by ...

Weekend at The Grampians (for the relatively lazy to...

Ahhh The Grampians. A place that's 380 million years old does something to you; you start to feel insignificant in a really good way; like did the Dunkle...

Open casting call for Luci Schroder short film

Luci Schroder has directed some very fantastic music videos — including 'Sophisticated Lover' by Donny Benet, 'Drag Me Home' by World's E...

A short interview with Doug Stanhope

Doug Stanhope's brand of dark, wry, no-bullshit comedy has seen him appear on Louie and a weekly segment on Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe, as well as...