The Thousands

Your extensive Italian language and Spaghetti Western experience will tell you that this project involves ‘much death’. Being that ThreeThousand rarely receives an entertainment offer so tempting, we sent a reporter…

Excerpt from a transcription of The Safari Team’s location hunt:

- Excuse me, is this the hellishly shambolic handmade cinema cave we saw advertised?
- Yes, but Mr Tarantino has already booked it.
- But does he have a band of outlaws, sex fiends, sophisticates and skeletons to back him up?
- (Nonplussed silence)
- Sorry, dumb question. But does he have a trophy wife and her leather-bound lover hitting the road under the guise of a kidnapping?
- (Continuing silence)
- Oh yeah, well, is he going to perform the film’s soundtrack live, complete with attempted Italian narration?
- No he is going to sit at home wearing tracksuit pants, looking at pictures of Christina Ricci.
- (Now it’s The Safari Team’s turn for incredulous pausing)
- OK, can you pay upfront?

Molto Morte: like Grindhouse, but with cowboys, Italians and awesome live effects.