The Thousands

I tend to date girls from Fremantle because for me their openness and lack of pretension serve as a refreshing yin to my jaded and cynical Mount Lawley yang.That same kind of Fremantle vibe permeates through Who’s Your Mumma, which alongside La Cholita, makes up the recent one-two punch dealt by Harvest owner Clint Nolan smack bang into the face of Perth’s bar scene.

Roughly furnished with exposed fittings, concrete floors and beachwood booths; Who’s Your Mumma is an unwound locale perfect for a night of drinking and conversation or even a light meal (try the Ras-el-Hanout duck, it’s unbelievably tender). I went there on a Wednesday night and the place was buzzing with a total cross-section (not too young, not too old, not too hip, not too juggalo) of Freo society all getting involved with the choice selection of cocktails and huge selection of wine (like 160 different types) on offer.

Basically, if Who’s Your Mumma was a Fremantle babe, I’d totally date her and take her home to meet my actual Mother to answer that particular question once and for all.