The Thousands

“If you were my homework I’d be doing you right now all over my desk” is just one of the gems that Love Candy Pick up Cards have to offer. The aim of these little cards is to provide a non-confrontational (thus minimising your chance of failure) approach to introducing yourself to that sexy stranger.

As well as handing over the pick up line, the card discloses your name, contact number and a nifty little ‘Find me’ field for your choice of social networking tool. A little pre-prepared? Yes. A little desperate? Maybe. But let’s face it; if you’re a little socially awkward and prefer to say it with a pre-made card, you might just land your very own random Amelie style romance.

Your initial instalment of 12 cards comes in a convenient caribina with 6 different pick up lines for $10. If you get really busy, refresher packs of 6 cards are available for $5. While presently in their first edition, future editions will include lines for particular markets such as Gay; Geek; Sweet – for the gentler approach; and Filth – for really getting your point across.