We’re not your common urban birds. Just from the way we stand you can tell we’re a little unusual. Where others might only review films, urban flamingos take a stab at different kinds of reviews, like how to avoid barking dogs. We know where to bury them too (most people wouldn’t know something like that). An urban flamingo knows where to go for mushrooms, zines; mostly unusual things that require new forms of motion.
Do your parents have supersonic memories about the day you were born? They can remember minute details, like ‘it was really windy outside’, ‘we were eating ham sandwiches’, ‘the nurse was really hairy’, ‘they wrapped you up in a alfoil…oh
Oh man we’re so pumped for final Harry Potter! All week we’ve pretty much been wetting ourselves with anticipation and screaming NYEEEAAAAHHH!! at the slightest little thing. Post is here – NYEEEAAAAHHH!!, Win $2 on a scratchie -
Not a bad array of things to rub you up the right way in the wild, isolated, rocky outcrop of Perth this week. Evil experimental debuts. New places to meet for a cheeky one. Hot portrait
It’s been a stretch putting together this week’s issue. But a good stretch, like we’ve been to a Bikram yoga class and sweated out all our toxins. There’s just a puddle of our toxins on the floor, don’t lick the
We love the great outdoors, but right now, it’s getting a bit too cold and wet to relax outside under the date palms. Our hand palms though, we can work on warming them! Which will be useful for when we
It’s good to anchor yourself to something steady. More exciting, though, is moving with the maelstrom of Monanisms, Microcinemas, andMoons. Then really riling yourself up withRicarda, Ruins and revealing research.
Remember that crew that you rolled with when you were 18? Aimless days chucking maineys,dancing like idiots and playing ball. You were absolutely sure you were going to be best friends foreva. How were you to know that Joe
If you woke up today and knew exactly what was going on, we’re jealous. Most of the time we have no idea what the score is – what we’re doing today, this weekend, for the rest of our year. Who
If achieving a sense of personal creative satisfaction means dragging a drum kit into the bush and throwing paint all over it, then that’s what we’ve got to do. We’re the type of people who wake up in the morning
