The Thousands

Martinis are made up of two things: gin and vermouth. But for some reason, they sound a lot more complicated. Christmas and martinis are similar, in that regard: most of Christmas’ frills and silliness can be broken down into two basic things: consumption, and excess. But there is a third, more positive ingredient that can be added to Christmas! And that’s a dash of social consciousness. Here are some ideas – get drunk on good will.

Buying fair trade doesn’t mean everything’s coloured green or brown. There’s plenty of places to Christmas shop where you can actually feel good about what you’re buying, knowing you’re not contributing to the general pillaging and sweat-shopping of the world. Save on plastic by using reusable shopping bags and save on trees by wrapping your purchases in newspaper: old science magazines or copies of National Geographic also make awesome wrapping paper and make you look clever. Better yet, give presents that don’t need wrapping, like vouchers for ‘experiences’ – a picnic in the hills, a trip to the beach or an afternoon drinking cider on the porch. Or just give, full stop: give blood, give money, give your time.

If you’re concerned about the amount of trifle going into the trash, organise a Boxing Day Leftovers Lunch, where everyone brings a plate of their finest leftovers to share. It’s not just food consumption that can be reduced: cut back on petrol by jumping on your cruiser/fixie/bmx/inert lump of metal and riding it to every gig, Christmas party and New Years event you’ve been compelled to attend. Everyone looks good on a bike, and you’ll also be making sure Santa actually has a place to hang the stirrups next year.