In my country we have two brands of cheese-injected sausage product. One is called Better Cheddar. The other is – get this – ‘Cheddarwurst‘. See what I’m saying here? Better, wurst! Eh? Pretty exciting! If you happen to be one of the few people who finds this word meat synchronicity as thrilling as I do, you may also be one of the few people who finds these products edible. If so, let’s hang out. Of course, most likely neither is available in your country, so this isn’t really news you can use. Another lonely year for Eli, I guess.








