The Thousands

Your favourite dough dealer just got better. They were already frisbeeing crispy bases to hungry mouths from their stores all over town, and now Newtown invites you upstairs to a dedicated pizza party room. Sure, you’ve done that at Pizza Hut when you were, like, eight. But, they’ve sweetened the deal further with a record player and the call to bring your own vinyl. Pizza and records! Two round things haven’t combined this well since some guy’s head thought up the wheel.**The pies are as good as ever, from the orthodox Margherita to the bold Muchacho (and not a chicken tandoori topping in sight). Invite your cronies, bring your chosen ale, and engineer your perfect gathering. Now you just need to decide whether your Quattro Funghi tastes best with Sgt Pepper or Sticky Fingers.