The Thousands

Let’s begin by setting the scene. It’s Friday night, around 7.30pm, and you’re further gone than Tony Bullimore in his little yacht. This is a crucial point, choose your fuel wisely and the night is long, choose poorly and your only journey will be from a vertical sway to the bathroom floor.

TwoThousand has one word for you. Dumplings. Thick, vacuum-packed parcels of succulent pork, beef or chive (if you swing that way) lightly fried in a crispy battered web. Hungry? This gets better with one word. BYO.**As to the location, for some reason our memory fails us. We’ve had to include an approximate address from a directory website that kindly promotes girls such as Kryxstal and Maxixxna. But find this gem and we guarantee your night will be long, tasty and a whole lot cheaper than the offerings at Q Bar.