The Thousands

Let’s play the word game – think of a name and say the closest thing you associate with it. There’s one right answer and the winner takes hmm, the toast. Ready?

…Hoochie Mama.

‘Bootie, um, Mama’. Wrong.
‘Banana Rama’. Wrong. This is word association, not rhyme time.
‘French toast’. Correct.

**Hoochie’s French toast is the answer to everything; your hangover, your munchies, your incorrigible procrastination. Hefty wedges of lightly fried currant bread (crunchy and squishy in all the right places) with a big mama helping of honey, yoghurt and berries on top. Is your mouth filling up with saliva? Nice. At Hoochie’s, fittingly, it’s all very easy-come, easy-go. There’s the indoor faux ’60s wallpaper and green lampshades, but we prefer true hoochie style outside on the large wooden benches yo.