The Thousands

"Wanna do something?"
"Oh man, totally. I really feel like a delicious, affordable meal in one of Sydney’s established pub bistros."
"Well that hardly narrows it down. More info please."
"Maybe it could also be candlelit, lots of wood, and have beautiful, big windows that look out onto some leafy streets. It should be somewhere well located, just off a main drag so its got a relaxed feel, but is still close enough to get to easily."**"Now we’re getting somewhere. What else?"
"Hmmm. Well I also want to be drinking somewhere that has mannequins standing on the bar, some mounted beasts and either poetry or crab racing. A massive ‘Police’ sign above the door would be great. Oh and the walls filled with paraphernalia and old beers and a full-sized boat and maybe a chainsaw."
"Yep, yep, yep. Sweet. The Friend it is."