Breaking news; cheese unlocks your wildest dreams.
A study at the British Cheese Board on cheese consumption before slumber said that Cheddar enhances dreams about celebrities, Stilton summons bizzare dreams about camels, Red Leicester will have you dwelling on the past and Brie opens the mind. Like mushrooms or Choose Your Own Adventure books, if you pick the right one you can unlock something deep.
We’d heard about this and wanted to turn it up a level, so we served up the 1kg wheel of Danish Brie in the late hours of our last jungle party. Nightmare-free, the results really speak for themselves:
"I was a monster truck racing among toy cars."
"My body was made entirely of buckets."
"I was tickled to death. It was amazing."
"A tour guide was showing people around my bathroom while I showered. They all asked me questions."
"Danish milk maids released fire from their teats like dragons."
Do it yourself.
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