The Thousands

There’s some gals who really ‘feel the cold’, if you know what we mean. These type run into all sorts of problems, like being accosted for smuggling raisins in their tops at the airport. One such gal pal of ours bought these hideous ‘skin’ toned patches to conceal her girls. That’s right, once the domain of showgirls, now the pastie is becoming accessible to the every woman, partly thanks to Baroque & Roll, who are taking back the nipple with a series of rock-inspired pasties in their S/S10 range Tales From The Deep. **Easy to apply and remove with the help of spirit gum (which comes gift boxed with each pair) these hypnotising kinder whore-esque handmade pasties will make you feel like a regular Zeigfeld Follie. They are also available with tassles. Trust us on this one sisters: once you get them spinning you’ll never stop grinning. Say it loud now, ladies: "I must, I must, I must adorn my bust!"