The Thousands

Plenty of guys and girls like the pole and the hole when it comes to sexy times. I’m pretty much the same, except as a confirmed ‘mo I prefer them both belonging to a hot piece of the male persuasion.

So when Santa breaks into my house Law and Order: SVU-style while I’m all tucked up in bed this Christmas eve, I’m hoping that he has a copy of Butt magazine‘s 2010 calendar stuffed in his bulging sack.**Filled to the brim with hot, steaming men who don’t look like they regularly stumble out of Stonewall at 6am on a Sunday morning, the diary of dude-lovin’ dreamboats gives you something pretty to look at while you mark down the day of Aunt Joyce’s inevitably painful birthday bash or the court date for your most recent DUI conviction.

Naughty and nice!