For all of you either growing a precious ‘mo’, or just maintaining one – make sure you check out Clayton Bailey’s Moustache Grower. Clayton Bailey’s secret ‘super stiff’ organic protein formula Moustache Grower comes in a hand-made, wheel-thrown, porcelain-covered jar. On this jar is a photo-silk-screened underglaze label showing its inventor’s prize-winning moustache.**The jar is 3.5" in diameter, and holds about 4 ounces of Moustache Grower. As it’s rare and scarcely available, email Clayton to beg for a jar. Alternatively seek Clayton’s wit-sharpening Moustache Snake Oil in porcelain flask.








