The Thousands

"I got them waken’ up late, sleeping’ past alarm, milk’s not expired but tastes like last November, bruised apple that smacks of flour, spinning wheel of death, 19 dollars in my bank account, bills with disconnection warning, dropped my fork on the floor, gotta get to an appointment, left the lights on in the car, now it’s got a flat battery, waiting for a bus in the rain with inside-out umbrella and a hole in my sole, stepped into a puddle, too crowded for me to get on and my pocket’s dropping change, late for the doctor whose got some news for me, snapped handle on my shopping bag, keys in opposite pocket blues."**We all get the blues and one sure-fire way to get rid of them blues is with a genuine, bona fide blues extractor. Wrap your gums around aharp, turn that frown upside down and those blues into Blues.

Hohner Blues Harmonica in Key of C. (Tip: Start in C, the rest will follow.) Rating. Excruciating to nonchalantly cool.