The Thousands

So you’re at a party, talking to someone kinda cool, kinda funny – but not funny looking – and the topic turns to movies. Next thing you know they’re talking about Matthew McConaughey’s chest and a little piece of you is dying inside.

Avoid the awkwardness by rocking a film director badge and letting people know you’re a movie snob from the get-go. It’s better than dressing like this.**Prue Rees-Lee, of Philos-O-Face fame, made a special range of film director badges for MIFF, and thankfully some of them found their way to Sydney too! There are 30 to choose from. Pick out your favourite – Lynch, Allen, OR TOMMY WISEAU? Prue has basically died of resin inhalation getting these little bastards ready so if you’re in Melbourne, don’t make any comments about her complexion at the launch. And once they’re gone, they’re gone.