The Thousands

Oh hi! Meet Rockmen. Remember the pet rock you had in grade three with drawn on eyes that you kept in your tidy tray? Well these aren’t them. They ain’t pet rocks, they’re Rockmen!
 
**Brought to you by Sydney based design label Trust Fun and with thanks to designers Shane Sakkeus and Jonathan Zawada, rocks have never looked so damn fine.

So what are these new breed of men like? Rockmen have a life expectancy of 500 years and will survive on a diet of glitter and dust. It’s important to keep your Rockman above the ground as they are free spirits and known to escape. Rockmen are also very social beings and enjoy the company of beautiful women and watching horror movies.

So before you fall in love with these googely eyed heart throbs, you gotta ask yourself, are you ready for the responsibility and potential heartbreak that comes with having a relationship with a Rockman?