Sonya Gee Hearts Cafe Giulia Coffee Cups
by LISA LERKENFELDT AND ALICE FENTON
  • WHAT

    Sonya Gee Hearts Cafe Giulia Coffee Cups

  • WHERE

    Cafe Giulia, 92 Abercrombie St, Chippendale

  • CONTACT

    9698 4424

published on 20th January, 2010

Harold: (Gruff voice) Hullo there, pretty thing
Edwina: (squeaky) Hullo, is someone there?

Harold: It’s me, Harold, the one with the mustachio. My, look at your lovely pink bits!
Edwina: (giggles) From what I’ve heard you’re quite the Romeo! If only I had eyes to see you for myself…

Harold: Well, let me whet your appetite, sugar tits. I’m about 20cm tall, my eyes are real close together and my mo is as big as a hamster!
Edwina: Oh gosh Harold! I know I have limited features, but I am really good at holding liquids and smiling. Wanna make out?**Harold: (kissy sounds)
Edwina: (sexy sounds)

Waiter: Ahem. Can I help you girls?

Coffee is more entertaining than Chances with Sonya Gee’s special Cafe Giulia collection. Collect all 6 and make a giant fool of yourself. 

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