OH HERRO -(STOP)- I WON’T BE IN AT WORK BECAUSE I HAVE TRAVELLED BACK IN TIME -(STOP)- STOP CALLING ME -(STOP)- I CAN’T PICK UP BECAUSE THE SATELLITES DON’T SEND SIGNALS THROUGH SPACE TIME -(STOP)- (ONLY SPACE) -(STOP) – I WOULD SUBMIT THE REPORT TODAY BUT THEY DON’T HAVE EMAIL YET -(STOP)- HEY I HAVE BOUGHT 600 IBM SHARES SO IF YOU COVER FOR ME I WILL GIVE YOU ONE MILLION DOLLARS WHEN I GET BACK -(STOP)- PENNY -(STOP)-
Telegrams are back! This is huge. Just type the message in the box, preview and pay. Now your messages both local and international will be treated with the respect a yellow envelope deserves. Impress your colleagues! Avoid ugly reply-alls! Get out of weddings the classy way.
LYRICS IDEA -(STOP)- OH YOU’D BETTER -(STOP)- BEFORE YOU TEAR ME ALL APART YOU’D BETTER -(STOP)- BEFORE YOU GO AND BREAK MY HEART OOOH YOU’D BETTER -(STOP)- SAM BROWN
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